1. Hugh Jackman named People's Sexiest Man Alive
Comic book fans everywhere are celebrating the recognition of Wolverine's hotness.
2. Mel B to be in a burlesque show where she's "scantily clad in a classy way"
What I want, what I really really want is for you to be fully clothed.
3. Miley Cyrus turns 16
Too bad a license doesn't make her 20-year-old boyfriend any less of a pedophile.
4. Britney Spears says her life is "worse than a jail sentence"
Nonsense, Brit. They don't serve alcohol in jail.
5. Angelina Jolie admits breast feeding twins is "very hard"
Literally.
Spring Break
