1. Jordin Sparks proclaims "Not everybody - guy or girl - wants to be a slut."
... to which Paris Hilton said, "Speak for yourself!"
2. Lynne Spears releases Through The Storm, an advice book for mothers
What's next? Amy Winehouse writing a book about sobriety?
3. Jessica Simpson goes country
It's only fair that the country music world suffer as much as the pop world has.
4. Kirsten Dunst announces she now loves herself after a stint in rehab
Good for her. Nobody else has declared their love for her since Spiderman.
5. Lost alum Tania Raymonde joins cast of Cold Case
Maybe she's just trying to solve the mystery of her declining career.
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